white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
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