Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
You dirty dirty liar I like the way you twitter
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
This is the worst drive ever. Im hungry, hungover, i gotta shit so bad, and the only radio station im getting clearly is playing alvin and the chipmunks christmas songs
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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