the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
i just woke up reverse cowgirl on my couch. fully clothed. my laptop is on the floor sideways. blasting gay porn and lady gaga. pizza crust everywhere. goodmorning.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
Until you have had Country Grammar stuck in your head whilst writing a Supreme Court brief you've never lived.
BILL GATES DONALD TRUMP LET ME IN NOW
What happened to fro yo and sex?
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
I legit just swiped right with a Tinder feminist just to get in an argument with her. Soo that's my Friday night so far...
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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