someone get that fucking seahorse.
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
My dad just said "fuck circus"
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
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