But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
There is a man playing a trumpet at this brunch and I hate life. Too hungover for this. Send help ASAP.
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
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