I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
Still not sure if my open-bar-week-long-trip to Cuba is the best idea as a congratulations-for-my-sober-february-challenge. My liver might just explode and give up.
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
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