he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
Just thought of the perfect gift for mom.... how about not telling her about my fourth open intoxicant ticket I got last night?
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
Randomize
