Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
I will not remember tonight for the most part. This text will be evidence. You can and probably will use this against me.
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
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