I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
I just high fived you brother at the bar then immediately realized my hands smell like your vagina
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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