If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
So essentially hes paying me $150k/year for the rest of his career to not have sex
SERIOUSLY? WTF! why cant I find a super hot, super gay, super conservative christian NFL player in need of a beard?
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
I put xanax in the cake batter
Did you really? It all makes sense now.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
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