even in the morning, she still thinks my british accent is real.
Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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