If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
You drunk-dialed me and asked me to describe my burrito
I have sent texts to the pizza delivery guy telling him he was beautiful. Oh and you almost got a ticket for pissing in public. And I smell like cheese.
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
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