He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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