her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
You randomly sent me a black Santa Claus emoji at 2am. I think alcohol was involved.
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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