I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
Randomize
