This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
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