I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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