nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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