And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
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