It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
Please don't give away my fajitas
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