its not stalking. its research.
it's like iHOP with fire
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
Sorry for my penis texting you last night, I can't control what he wants at 4am.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
Got stoned and went to Walmart. For some reason a preacher walked up and asked if I knew the lord so I just yelled "I CAN FEEL HIM IN MY VIENS" at the top of my lungs. he left after that.
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
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