I don't think brook has ever known best
apparently red wine has the total opposite effect that whiskey does on his dick
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
My cab driver just suggested I brush my teeth because he can smell "the party" on me.
I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
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