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Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
did all my christmas shopping this morning at 4am drunk. never went to sleep. i was walking home drunk last night when i passed a target and saw 3 kids having a dance off. had to join. somehow they convinced me to go shoopping with them. i bought 4 disco balls and a lava lamp.
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
How in the hell did I take a shot of whiskey to the eyeball last night?
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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