I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
Driving to get a preg test with my ex, wearing my unicorn hat
You are so not ready for motherhood
An open call to all exes! i have a drunk text policy that requires i delete any and all texts after drink 3, however i have reason to believe i have done something stupid. if i have texted you that "I love you", "miss you" and/or conveyed any interest in getting back together with you in the last 24 hours i was belligerent and lying. That is all.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
I made out with a guy who was dressed as Borat
And like a minute in, I was like oh fuck what am I doing
Did you run away?
I DANCED AWAY.
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
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