reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
Oh my god I haven't had mozzarella sticks since I banged that Applebee's waiter
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
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