My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
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