Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
She was so drunk that I kept trying to switch out her wine for water. Sort of like Jesus, but in reverse.
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
Talk about awkward... Just went to dinner with my mother and realized I fucked our waiter the night before. She HAD to see the looks he was giving me!
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
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