I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
Remember that night I drank a bunch of vodka, pounded your Jameson because 'you were a pussy', punched you in the face and ran off as fast as my high heels could go? It was just my Russian and Irish sides fighting for genetic dominance
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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