If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
note to self: an IV pole is no substitute for a stripper pole. Written it on my ankle cast.
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
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