john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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