handjob tips. give me some.
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
I remember reading the word "lift" so I did. The alarn went off, and I thought to myself "what dumbass pulls the fucking fire alarm?" and then I realized it was me...
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
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