Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
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