My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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