Eating a burrito bowl w/ queso sauce is about as cool as the first time you have sex w/ out a condom
i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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