I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
I almost hooked up with this girl last night. she had a tattoo of a cardinal next to her cooter. said it reminded her of her grandpa
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
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