I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
Just realized I'm going to have to make you sign a non-disclosure agreement before my wedding.
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
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