How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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