Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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