She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
I'm sun burnt so instead of getting drunk and trying to sleep with you, how about we get naked and you scratch my body and rub lotion on me while I rub one out?
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
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