dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
You drunkenly told one of the campus security guards that you liked his headset. In return he introduced himself, lit your cig, and told us that if anyone was giving us shit to call and ask for him... Best campus security ever.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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