If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
FRIENDSHIP PRAYER: May the crabs of 1,000 whores infest the crotch of the person who fucks up your day
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
Seriously? You DON'T remember putting all those Swedish fish in the waffle iron b/c you wanted "One big Swedish fish?" That waffle iron was a wedding gift.
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
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