Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
Why did that cocktail waitress get to sleep with Tiger for 2 years, and all I ever got for living in Whorelando for five years is a couple of pictures with Joey Fatone
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
Randomize
