So I'm at the Chevron by your house. I need a condom and a couch.
Together?
Preferably.
Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
Randomize
