Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
Hey, what's a nice way of saying "Why'd you send me a picture of your boobs last night" without seeming ungrateful?
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
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