I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
Yeah, I only wore tennis shoes under the gown. Way cooler than khakis and a shirt, but much more awkward when my parents wanted to go to dinner immediately after the ceremony and my grandmother started to unzip the gown. Stopped her before it was too late, but barely. My dad just rolled his eyes.
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
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