oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
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