Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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