Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
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