i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
Terrible idea I love it
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
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