why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
Apparently I drunkenly agreed to help the homeless. For once, I'm not disappointed in drunk me. Four for you, drunk self. You go, drunk self!
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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