question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
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